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Oh Yahtzee, you should do Diablo Immortal. It’s a bit dull and the camera zooms in too close, and it’s also the most insidious evil that has ever been squeezed out of BeelzeBlizzard’s black thorny anus. Sounds like you already know how you feel, viewers. Why would I make myself miserable all week just to reformulate established general opinions through a lens of dots and gradually change the title to something irreverent. Tell you what, let’s just list all the things I would have called it right now: Diablo Immortal, Diablo Immoral, Diablo Impoverishing, Diablo Income Statement, Diablo In A Gadda Da Vida Baby. Let us now move on and try to spread some much-needed positivity instead. And you know what makes me feel positive: new indie games I had not heard of before, but which I really like. The Escapist has a common list of games for review that I always try to steal the juiciest carrots from before the 3MR guys got sober Monday morning, and Neon White caught my eye when it described itself as a first-person sprinter. And I’m growing a growing interest in speedrunners, mainly because I feel that someone needs to keep an eye on these people before an unexpected Mountain Dew shortage occurs and they burn down all of our cities.